Thursday, February 21, 2008

No foreigner in nascar.. yeh!



why should their be no foreigners in nascar?




cuz their not allowed, that's why




is it bad? no, especially if you're a white supremacist... i'm not




BUT i also think that some things should belong to those "in power" such as nascar supporters (ex:

)

so other people won't be destroyed




ya, foreigners such anyway, and they are banned from the support simply by its name:


N o


A lien


S cum


C an


A rrange a time to take place in


R acing




By the way, whty in the heck are the nascar colors in the official colors red purple and pinkish crap! are gays included now?




what happened to good old american segregated sports? there are nion




so any foreign man who can't even speak Anglish can go race a car 'round 'merican land!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




yeh you heard.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!




racin is the good old thing! 'mericans made cars, mericans decided to race them and smash them then jump over others cars with them (for seom reason always on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY)


no Toyoter wants to come and dominatre the field




no! pretty soon Akbar will be Busch series champ.. THEN NO ONE WILL LIKE NASCAR CUZ NASCAR HATES AKBAR,.... POOR AKBAR? poor yogili NO, poor yredbneck




NO! stop it... stop racism, maKe nascar americm again






you heard me, ban foreign guys, so they have to go and do other things...




foreigh guys = gay anways so its like double awesomeness yall








Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Awespmest video ever if YOU WAIT TIL 45 SECONDS... PRETTY COOL BEFO

video

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Indian people shoeuld stop having sex! now










Why are you having so much sex! Stop! STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!








Right now! no, don't toucher her. leave bandi alone. Shame on you sherif .








There are too many of you! cannot you tell!? when you go to the restroom, dont you realize that there are 3 people standind on each oders shoulders to save room for the other 50 in line... and this is at a wienerschnitzel ... no one actually goes there... NO ONE.. and its PACKEd








STOP HAVING SEX NOW I WANT TO HAVE ROOM TO PUT MY CANDY BAR ON A TABLE 20 YRS FROM NOW AND NOW ON YOUR BUTTY or what ever you call it .








look at the picture








india is size of small pizza at papa johns and US is size of mediam. peperonis are 1,000,000,00 (million) people:








Sex is not good if you have 50 kids and 2 wives. the wife to kid ratio is OFF. the wife to husband ratio is off too. To have 50 kids, you should have at least 17 wives. avg. amt of wives is 3. you need to get more wives to make it more humane for them! obviously
The protest has begun!









Foreigner Guy



Hello, I am a freign guy, and I like very much to tell you what I think of you and your peoples. The point of this is to tell you that you all need to listen to me, since no one else will, and that is why no one else I talk to is millionaire. You wanna be millionaire? Here we go:

1. do not be gay / be very gay -- decide one way or the other and let everyone know, that way you always sound like you have power

2. have no plants named igor -- studies show that 9/10 people with plant named igor have less than 30$ total! and in U.S. money, that is very bad. the other 10% are arrested for being mexican. what is the correlation? i dont know. but jail and wang in butt do not make u millionair.. unless you are an awesome prostetute in silicon vally.

3. eat 5 times a day -- if you eat 5 times a day, people will see that you are fat, but note that you do not eat a lot at lunch time. then they think that you are very rich. fat = very rich! at least where i come from , that is why mo'nique is #1 on porn sites. HOT TSSS -->

4. have four shirts with a pocket in one of the four possible places each -- if you have four shirts that are identical and the only difference is the pocket location, you look very rich!. Better yet have the pocket be a simulation that can be velcro'ed on... saves you laundry money. you also have more pockets to store money. yes yes yes!



Yes! David Duchovny likes it. He is on the national certified board of good idea approvements. if he likes it, it can possibly not suck! (what in the behoova is yogury)


Lastly, make a million dollars. it does not matter how you do this, but if you do this u will be millionaire.

yeaaaa